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New and improved church signs.
Since we last mocked the church sign in the town where my mother lives, there have been two more embarrassing attempts at cleverness to which hapless passersby have been subjected. I mentioned in that...
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The message.
[TRIGGER WARNING: religious misogyny and homophobia, a wanton occurrence of the b-word, tasteless and violence-infused mockery by Your Humble Monarch™ of the biblical commandments to murder children...
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More dumb@$$ church signs.
Undoubtedly, Loyal Readers™ will recall with immense gratitude and appreciation the Palace’s ongoing mission to extract $82 billion worth of benefits from the Religion-Industrial-Complex on behalf of...
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Alarming church sign update.
[CONTENT NOTE: abuse, stalking, threats of violence.] Loyal Readers™ may recall the Palace’s ongoing mission to extract $82 billion worth of benefits from the Religion-Industrial-Complex on behalf of...
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Church sign trickery.
[NOTE: sexual content; wanton blasphemy.] Loyal Readers™ will no doubt recall the Palace’s ongoing mission to extract $82 billion in benefits from the Religion-Industrial-Complex on behalf of U.S....
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Church sign tragedy turns to triumph!
Loyal Readers™ will recall the Palace’s ongoing mission to extract $82 billion in benefits from the Religion-Industrial-Complex on behalf of U.S. taxpayers, on account of our $82 billion yearly...
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Church sign off to a rip-roaring start in 2015.
Loyal Readers™ will no doubt recall the Palace’s ongoing mission to extract $82 billion worth of benefits from the Religion-Industrial-Complex on behalf of U.S. taxpayers, on account of our $82 billion...
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Church sign confirms: Jeezus is an @$$hole.
[CONTENT NOTE: vulgarity & blasphemy—2 great tastes that taste great together!] The town where my mother lives is a Maryland historic site, a tiny storybook village of mostly clapboard homes...
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Church sign disappoints; Iris ups her game.
Loyal Readers™ will no doubt recall the Palace’s noble mission to extract $82 billion worth of benefits from the Religion-Industrial-Complex on behalf of U.S. taxpayers, on account of our $82 billion...
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BREAKING: blogger unmoved to mock church sign.
Among my many selfless, patriotic and noble endeavors, probably the one in which I take the most pride is my half-assed semi-regular attempt to extract $82 billion worth of benefits from the...
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Jeezus is just not selling me on this one.
I take tremendous pride in my half-assed, semi-regular attempts to extract $82 billion worth of benefits per year from the Religion-Industrial-Complex on behalf of atheist U.S. taxpayers. I find this a...
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Christ as colonic?
[CONTENT NOTE: discussion of fecal elimination and common problem associated therewith.] As readers here may recall, I take tremendous pride in my half-assed, poorly executed, semi-regular attempts to...
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Jeezus: domestic abuser at high risk to commit homicide.
[CONTENT NOTE: intimate partner violence and murder, suicide, abuse, harassment, rape.] As readers surely recall, I am exceedingly proud of my half-assed, poorly-executed, highly irregular attempts to...
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